31 January 2015


Kiz: ‘Got some GREAT pics in rehearsals today. One week to go!’

Coffee at the Keys & Kitchen

Sooze: ‘After an enjoyable night at the Keys & Kitchen yesterday, we thought we’d try it for coffee this morning. The coffee itself was OK but that’s the first and last time I go there in the daytime because:

  1. Cr*p seating (little metal stools, plus tat that was more ‘shabby’ than ‘shabby chic’ ).
  2. Two scampering small yappy dogs.
  3. Freezing cold (although staff did stoke the fire when they noticed the handful of customers were still all wearing their outdoor gear).
  4. Served by a man apparently still wearing his PJs (slubby grey trackie bottoms).
  5. Cr*p food: ‘toast’ was nutritionally pointless mass-produced sliced white, pre-spread and not even redeemed by the Bonne Maman jams accompanying it.
  6. Awful plinky hotel/lift muzak (think Bridge Over Troubled Waters).

It was so bad, we didn’t linger, instead nipping around the corner for a coffee at McKechnie’s.’


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