Kiz: ‘Mr B bought me a little treat to lift my spirits:
a Love Tub. Tee Hee. It wasn’t very tasty but the
name definitely lifted my spirits.’
Sooze: ‘This is not a ‘lemon meringue roulade’.
Dammit, me and my low-fat freestyling.
I’ll rebrand it as ‘lemon mess’…’